This thread applies more to me if it sounded like this:
she–WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THAT BIKE NOW?
me–nothing hon’
she–HOW MUCH DID THAT COST?
me–oh nothing hon’. They paint it for you for free at the mandatory 6,000mi. check up; the safety check up
she–uhm! WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP SPENDING MONEY ON THAT THING
me–what? I didn’t do nothing
me–can you make a sandwhich…and bring me a beer hon’